Necessary evils

Promoting your books isn’t really a necessary evil, it just feels that way sometimes. I gave my first talk as a writer this week to the McMahan Community Women’s Club. Turned out it wasn’t evil at all. About halfway into it I felt I was talking to a group of friends.

I lucked out, actually. The room was small enough and the women gathered close enough that there was no need for a microphone. (I’d only used a microphone once before in my whole life.) I was really pleased with the venue.  I’d been practicing my talk in my head for a couple of months, but had only put it to paper the previous Friday. The talk was on Tuesday. I ended up with seven pages of single-spaced type. They’d asked for about a twenty minute talk and this had taken me twenty minutes to read it out loud when I practiced.

They’d asked for a short talk about how I wrote so I put together a short talk about how I published that was to segue into its a finale with a bit about how I wrote my first novel (actually my second novel, the first will forever remain nameless). Then the day before the talk I changed my mind and turned my notes around to where how I wrote The Cowboy’s Baby would come first and how publishing had changed in the last five years would come last. But when I got to the meeting and saw the ladies and I was seated at the table, I took a pen and wiped out half of my speech. As they ate their late afternoon lunch I took my pen back in hand and wiped out much of the rest of it. Publishing information would probably put them to sleep.

Even so, I did put one of them to sleep. Bless her, I know exactly how she felt. I only wish she hadn’t been right in the front row where I could see her so well. Now I know what I look like in boring meetings. I think I’ll take to sitting further in the back from now on. But I got some laughs out of them, explained how some writers are plotters and some are pantsers and some are a combination of the two, and told them in some detail how I came to write The Cowboy’s Baby.

Personally, I don’t want to know how or why someone wrote something. I have always thought less of Moby Dick knowing there really was a whale like that and that Melville hadn’t made it all up himself. Worse, I can’t watch that great scene in The Fellowship of the Rings where our heroes are running through the mines of Moria without seeing them as Legos. I made the mistake of watching all the extras that came with the extended DVD. Jackson used Legos to sketch out his action scenes. But many people do want to know this sort of stuff.

They bought my books when I was done and I sat through the rest of their program, full of admiration for how they’re raising money for their Volunteer Fire Department. And when I was sitting in my car afterwards, getting ready to drive home, I realized I’d given a talk all about one book, but almost all the ladies who’d bought a book from me chose the other one instead. Oops.

Actually, a sale’s a sale. Thank you women of McMahan, Texas. I had a really nice time in your company.

WHAT I READ THIS WEEK—Conspiracy by Lindsay Buroker.  The Shining by Stephen King.

Photo by Roxanne Rix.

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TALKING TO THE DEAD GUYS

My new novel TALKING TO THE DEAD GUYS is now available on the Amazon.com Kindle (soon on the Barnes & Noble Nook, too).  See it at  http://amzn.com/B0094FBA8S

This is a Texas mystery about a dog, strong women, and small town living (or is it dying?), sort of a Texas cozy. Cue in the theme music from “Dallas.”

Shoot! I’ll cut right to the chase. This is about how me and my sister’s mastiff Boo Radley dragged me off my feet during the damned cemetery tour in Lockhart right onto a dead corpse. And that’s just chapter one.

Welcome to Lockhart, The Barbecue Capital of Texas, where there is more than indigestion brewing.

This is the newest novel from Gretchen Rix (me), the author of THE COWBOY’S BABY,  ARROYO, and several quirky short stories.

 

 

 

WHAT I READ THIS WEEK—The Hobbit by J.R.R. Tolkien.

Posting photos while waiting

POSTING PHOTOS WHILE WAITING FOR TALKING TO THE DEAD GUYS PUBLICATION!!! 

WHAT I READ THIS WEEK—‘Salem’s Lot by Stephen King.  The Annotated Sherlock Holmes (Vol. 1)  by Arthur Conan Doyle,  edited by William S. Baring-Gould.

All photos by Roxanne Rix.

PINES by Blake Crouch

PINES by Blake Crouch.

This is one you can’t put down (and probably can’t figure out in advance either). Right from the first you feel you’re in an episode of “The Twilight Zone” shoulder to shoulder with the main character FBI agent Ethan Burke. He’s injured, he’s confined to bed in a hospital that’s starting to give him the willies, and he’s got no ID, no phone, no underwear, no shoes, no money, no way out of town, and no one who knows who he is or is willing to believe he is who he says. But he wants to get out of there and he does, spending days wandering around as a wounded fugitive in the very pretty and seemingly very nice town of Wayward Pines trying to figure out what’s going on.

He’s there to find two missing agents. And just about the time he realizes this, PINES veers from “The Twilight Zone” into Shirley Jackson territory and he knows for sure this isn’t a normal reality he’s experiencing. What’s going on?  The town is sheltered between high mountains and all the roads out of it lead right back in. Walking through the woods leads you to an electrified fence with a stark warning “Past this point you will die!”  There are things going on that defy reality.

Keep reading. You’ll be surprised. Thriller, horror novel, mystery, PINES is all of this plus a spoiler genre I won’t identify just to keep you guessing. I was really hooked. 

WHAT I’VE READ THIS WEEK—PINES by Blake Crouch.  Available at  Kindle and other ebook sources, plus as a paperback.

Free Cookies and Almost-Free Sketches at ArmadilloCon

FREE COOKIES AND ALMOST- FREE SKETCHES AT ARMADILLOCON.

We had a real stroke of luck at ArmadilloCon last weekend when a costume vendor wanted to change tables with us and we ended up next to Dead Reckoning comic book artist and writer Danny Allain and his publishing partner Paul Soileau (http://facebook.com/DeadReckoningComic) . Our marketing plan was to give out free cookies created for us by 2Tarts bakery in New Braunfels (http://2tarts.com) to resemble characters in my paranormal western/horror/pulp/action-adventure/alternate history/legendary love story and pseudo science fiction novel ARROYO (http://amzn.com/B0067NCEJ4) . Their marketing plan was to sketch anyone willing to pay $5.00 as a zombie (or to draw anything else you wanted).

Cookies first. We had Daniel cookies. We had Ramona cookies. We had cookies that were supposed to be Sinjin cookies but that didn’t turn out so good (they looked like a certain part of the male anatomy walking on a pair of legs, shall we say). We had the talking cats of Lockhart cookies. We had the Dr. Eugene Clark Library cookies, the flying saucer cookies, the Bigfoot cookies, and ghosts and haunted houses to promote Patrick Kampman’s two books, too (http://patrickkampman.com) . Not expecting to sell copies of  my romance novel The Cowboy’s Baby  at a science fiction convention (but we did, we did!) we did not bring the infamous toilet paper cookies for it.

The cookies worked.

Sketches second.  The two young men with their comic book sitting at the table next to us did sketches of everybody as zombies to attract attention. We didn’t want to be zombies, so we hired Danny Allain to illustrate a scene from each of my novels. Turns out he’s a hell of a good comic book artist.  He gave us a sketch of Ramona laboring in the ARROYO basin with the possessed wooden Indian strapped to her back.  He sketched out the goats fighting over the toilet paper scene with the bull from THE COWBOY’S BABY.  And finally he gave us the Boo Radley dog in the graveyard sketch representing my new mystery novel TALKING TO THE DEAD GUYS.

I don’t think the zombie sketches worked as well as the cookies, but I bet they’ll be remembered and sought out in the future because of them.

Just offhand I’d say that cookies and sketches did a lot better for the bunch of us than bookmarks, key-chains,  fountain pens, pencils and postcards, the usual promotional materials for everyone.  Was it cost effective? Well, no. Those special cookies cost us a bundle, but our goal was to sell my books not to make a lot of money.  The guys?  Well, in our opinion they priced their work too low, but they met a lot of people who’ll remember them.  And we bought their comic book.

The point to all this:  if you are doing a promotional activity, make sure you do something interesting or valuable for your customers (and keep your fingers crossed that you end up next to someone else doing  innovative and interesting things).  And have fun with it.  There are a lot of women who are going to remember those Sinjin cookies.

WHAT I READ THIS WEEK—Red Church by Scott Nicholson.  The Sins of the Fathers by Lawrence Block.  Carrie by Stephen King.  Thunderball by Ian Fleming.

Photos by Roxanne Rix and Gretchen Rix.

Hollywood Romance

THE NEW CRIMSON ROMANCE Spicy novel INFAMOUS by Irene Preston.

Keeps you interested?  Absolutely. INFAMOUS is an I-Can’t-Put-It- Down book.

Has sexy, blood-stirring love scenes?  Of course.  And guaranteed to make you blush at least once.  INFAMOUS is the debut romance novel from Texas writer Irene Preston.

Second chances at love?  That, too.  Bestselling Hollywood tell-all author Jessica Sinclair lives the good life; parties, parties, parties, but that’s not what she really wants. She wants her husband and her adopted daughter back.  And he’s never quite gotten around to divorcing the bane of his existence either, hoping against hope that someday she’ll value the quiet, stable life he offers, never realizing how they’re missing the mark around each other until it’s almost too late.

Short (too short by my reckoning; I wanted it to go on a bit longer), easy to get lost in, and with well-drawn if familiar figures from the headlines of what we imagine Hollywood to be like, INFAMOUS delivers the goods.  The story is compelling, the characters are believable.  If you like short, sexy contemporaries you’ll love this one by Irene Preston.  And more good news, she’s hard at work on another novel about one of the secondary characters here.

Avaliable at Amazon  and at Barnes and Noble and at  ITunes

WHAT I READ THIS WEEK—Infamous by Irene Preston.  The White Queen by Philippa Gregory.

Novels and short stories by Gretchen Rix are available at 

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